Total Drama Get-Together (part 3)
Dakota - (Picks up a soda and sits between Sammy and Sam) Hey, where’s Mr. Sad-sack?Dawn - He’s taking a nap.Cody - Should I go check on him?Sammy - Maybe later. He sounds very stressed.Cody - Yeah. I do feel for the guy, he’s so misunderstood. He once told me that he got several hate comments that called him a creepy, murderous simp and he’s completely given up on love. Maybe during the party, I can be his wing-man and maybe find him someone new to date. (Dawn looks up at Cody).Harold - Oh, what about Amy? She’s single.Sammy - I’m sure she’s far too condescending and intolerant to deal with Dave’s flaws.Sam - Wait, what are Dave’s flaws exactly? He seems like a nice, normal guy.Gwen - (Walks into the living room and sits in the chair that Dawn was sitting on) Well, he’s whiny, insecure, neurotic and very obsessive. Not to mention, intensely short-tempered and uptight in nature.Cody - Wait, wasn’t someone sitting on that chair?Harold - Yeah, where did Dawn go?Mike and Zoey - Dawn?! Dawn?! Mike - I guess she left already.Gwen - Man, that girl just gets weirder and weirder? (The doorbell rings) I’ll get it. (Gwen walks to get to the door and finds Leshawna outside)Leshawna - (Gasps) Hey girl!Gwen - Hey Leshawna. (The 2 friends hug and smile) I’ve really missed you. (Harold hugs them both and smiles) Harold - I missed you, my powerhouse queen. Leshawna - I missed you too, Harold. Gwen - Also Harold, if you keep pressing me, you will be missed. Harold - Oh, I don’t care. Gwen - Ok. Hug time is over. (Manages to escape the hug) Anyway, how was New York? Leshawna - It was amazing. Best experience of my life but I’ve been to countless spas. I also got you a little something. (Gives her an giant envelope)Gwen - (Opens the envelope and gasps when she picks up an important piece of paper) You gave me certified for an art membership. But how? Leshawna - I just walked into an art museum, thought of you and printed out some that you’ve been posting online. Let’s just say that they really digged your style.Gwen - Thanks, this is actually one of the sweetest things anyone has ever done for me. Leshawna - No problem. But I didn’t actually do this alone.Gwen - What do you mean? (Trent walks in behind Leshawna)Trent - Hey, congratulations. (Gwen is shocked) You want to talk outside for a few minutes?Gwen - Yep. (Gwen and Trent went off to have some privacy outside of the mansion for a deep, heartfelt conversation.)Harold - Hey, Leshawna. Did you get anything for me? Leshawna - Sure. (Kisses him on the cheek. Harold smiles and looks longingly at her) Just kidding, sugar baby. (Gives him a few video games and comics) Harold - Gosh, honestly baby, I would’ve been satisfied with just the kiss but this is literally next level. (Runs to Sam) Hey Sam! Come see what my girl got for us!Leshawna - (Smiles) Aah, so good to be back. Oh hey, Short Stuff.Cody - Hey Leshawna. Have you met my girlfriend?Leshawna - You got a girlfriend now, string bean?Cody - Actually, we’ve been dating for a few years. Leshawna - How did that happen?Sammy - It’s a long story actually. (Everyone stops to listen)Cody - Don’t worry, I can tell them about it. Sammy - No, it’s alright. We can both tell them. So, we were both at the mall and it was after I got eliminated with Amy.(Flashback)Cody - Alright, now that I felt dealt with the Sierra fiasco, I can finally catch up with Gwen to see if she’s still single. (About to pick up his phone and is about to call Gwen until he sees Sammy sitting at the deli across from him, looking sad after watching Pahkitew Island)Cody - (Walking towards her) Hey, I’ve seen you before. Were you on Total Drama?Sammy - (Shows him her phone) Yep. Sadly.Cody - Let me guess, was it Chris? Let’s just say that he was like that with everyone. Even me, one time a bear attacked me from head to toe and instead of dealing with my medical care, I was instead eliminated from the game out of nowhere and almost drowned to death because I couldn’t move my body. He never took responsibility and I’ve been in severe pain for weeks. Let’s just say seawater didn’t bode well with my wounds and casts.Sammy - Yikes. Sorry about that. Actually, it wasn’t just him that made me miserable actually. It was my evil twin sister, she practically bullied and bossed me around since we were born. I basically hated my entire life knowing that I basically shared the genes with her but yeah, Chris did take part in it too, he literally said to Chef that he loved when Amy was cruel to me and told everyone to call me Samey, which it’s not. It’s Sammy.Cody - Best to say Total Drama was full of psychos. Once I had a girl that stalked me around, smelled my clothes and used my toothbrush. She even drugged me so I could fall in love with her and tricked me into marrying him. It was a nightmare. Later on, I thought that she’d chill out a bit but she kept taking pictures of me showering or about to change in my room no matter how many times I said stop. And do you know what was worse than that?Sammy - What? Cody - One season where she came back to Total Drama without me and she actually imagined some guy named Cameron was me and did a bunch of creepy stuff to him as well. He was absolutely terrified. I confronted her about it and I even found the marriage certificate and ripped it in front of her. She had a mental breakdown and even tried to attack me until the police showed up. She’s been locked up in a mental asylum for months.Sammy - Yikes. Cody - Yeah. Hey, since we’re here, how about we get something to eat and get to know each other better besides the fact that we have tormentors.Sammy - You know what, sure. I’d like that.Cody - Cool, I always wanted to hang out with a cheerleader and pay for her to eat. (Sammy snickers)(End of flashback)Zoey - Well that’s an interestingly sweet story. RightCameron - I’m still just glad that Sierra’s not coming to the party though I would still be very nervous if the evil twin shows up here.Sammy - Wait, what do you mean if she shows up here?Mike - Uh oh.Cameron - Dang it! Why do I keep doing that? (Picks up the invitation list) Sammy - Let me see that. (She reads the list) Are you serious, you guys invited my sister!? Shawn - (Reads the list with her) At least, we’re not having that crazy redhead coming here.Harold - If you’re talking about Izzy, she is coming here actually.Dakota - I’m not still about that one unless she has her own room to play around with her boyfriend. Also I actually was talking about the other crazy redhead, some Scarlett chick. I heard that she was also in a mental hospital.Harold - Oh, her. Wait, I can probably set a game room here. Would make the party more interesting. Sam - Dude, that is genius. Hey, Codester, Cam, Mike, you’re in?Cody - Sure. Let’s go. Cameron - Wait, hold on. Do you think Scarlett and Sierra might escape and get revenge on us if they ever try to escape and get revenge on some of us?Mike - Yeah, let’s not worry about that right now. (Harold, Mike, Sam, Cody and Cameron run an empty room to work on setting up an arcade)Leshawna - Good luck boys! (Dave screams from one of the rooms and runs back into the living room.) Dakota, Zoey and Sammy - What, what is it?Dave - (Stutters) I just woke up to some creepy guy eating on the bed I was sleeping and making weird faces at me. (Scott walks up behind him)Scott - Boo!Dave - Aah, stay away from me!Dakota - Uh oh.Zoey - (Sighs) Yeah, it’s just Scott. Scott - Hey, nice grub. I assume it’s for that party that I’m not that invited to.Dave - (Covers his nose) I’m guessing the reason is that you haven’t showered ever since you were born. Seriously, you smell like a female skunk’s afterbirth. (Scott smells himself)Scott - Hm. (Burps in Dave’s direction and he faints from the smell)Sammy - Ok, that was very rude and inconsiderate which reminds me, how could you two not tell me that Amy was coming here?Dakota - In my defense, I never saw the new season so I didn't even know who she was when I invited her. She even told me that she was an only child.Zoey - And I didn’t know her and Dakota were going to be friends at the time we sent out the invitations. By the time we realized you two were related, it was too late to take them back and we didn’t tell you because we didn’t want you to be…..the way you are.Sammy - I’m gonna go outside for awhile.Zoey - Are you going to come back later?Sammy - I don’t know (Walks outside of the house angrily)Zoey - Man, I feel terrible.Dakota - Yeah, me too. Wanna check on the guys?Zoey - Sure but who’s gonna manage the living room? (Dawn appears a in a black dress behind Dakota)Dawn - I can do it.Dakota - Geez, did your family ever put a cowbell around your neck?Zoey - Wait, did you change clothes? Dawn - Yeah, it is a party after all.Zoey - I guess, can you do something about these two. (Scott walks towards Dawn)Scott - Oh, the freaky girl is here. (Dawn slaps him three times) Ow! Ow! Ow! Geez, what was that for? Aren’t you supposed to be a peaceful hippie or something?Dawn - 1. You accused me of stealing from our teammates in my first and only season.2. You had me eliminated because of it and…3. I know you did this to him. (Points at Dave)Scott - Fine. Wake the loser up, I don’t care. (Dawn looks at Dave)Dawn - You know, not yet.
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